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partyhardys requested — top walt screencaps



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Trombley: Sergeant, I didn’t get to shoot.

Person: That fucking sucks, Trombley. Your recruiting officer tell you you get to shoot people? 

Trombley: Fucking-A he did. 

Person: See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I’d get to go to Thailand, get all kinds of strange. What’d you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that TV commercial, the one with the knight who fucks up the dragon then turns into the Marine. 

Hasser: Ooh ooh, dress blues with a sword. 

Person: That fucking dress blues commercial, man, that got so many fucking guys. 


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