thevirginharry:

when harry does a thing shirtless

• 11/10
• 5 stars
• would highly recommend
• up for 8 academy awards

congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

loufasa:

[harry styles voice] i heard what you said. it was rude.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

butthurtbandboys:

tickets to see one direction playing on the moon in 2050 go on sale on june 1st 2013 from selected outlets

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

lolistriders:

*walks onto a crime scene*

swiggity swag who’s in the bag