braids of legolas
hello. i'm amy. unfortunately not of the poehler variety

australian. in love with everything. occasionally nsfw

harry styles icon by kalebiru.


if u cant handle me at my strider u sure as helms deep dont deserve me at my aragorn

posted 7 months ago · 34768 notes · via jaqen-off · © 69kittykate69


some feelings

  • entering a warm room after being out in the cold
  • peeling off your socks after a long day
  • the “boom” in your heart when you hear a firework explode
  • having someone brush your hair
  • the buzz of your fingers opening a package you had been waiting for
  • writing with a new pen
  • the funny feeling in your stomach when you see the sun outside your window and realize you’ve stayed up all night

posted 8 months ago · 133364 notes · via arrestomomentum · © ribboneesta


*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*


posted 8 months ago · 229596 notes · via parisail


theres nothin that HOOKS me, nothin that REELS ME INTO A NARRATIVE more than the question “are these two thin sexy white wealthy cisgender heterosexual people gonna be able to get together????” im on the EDGE OF MY SEAT, PLEASE KEEP MAKING THE SAME MOVIE

posted 9 months ago · 46847 notes · via ashavahishta · © glowcloud


imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

posted 9 months ago · 229028 notes · via parisail · © fasterfood

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

posted 9 months ago · 663538 notes · via onionprince


I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and

Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)


you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.

“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows 

posted 9 months ago · 212316 notes · via peterpansflight · © batreaux


My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?

posted 9 months ago · 158667 notes · via americanghetto · © femi-pissed



lick my pu**y

lick your own damn puppy

posted 10 months ago · 165102 notes · via crryinglightning · © tragicwhiteboy