braids of legolas
hello. i'm amy. unfortunately not of the poehler variety

australian. in love with everything. occasionally nsfw

harry styles icon by kalebiru.


kittykate666:

if u cant handle me at my strider u sure as helms deep dont deserve me at my aragorn


posted 6 months ago · 34736 notes · via jaqen-off · © 69kittykate69

ribboneesta:

some feelings

  • entering a warm room after being out in the cold
  • peeling off your socks after a long day
  • the “boom” in your heart when you hear a firework explode
  • having someone brush your hair
  • the buzz of your fingers opening a package you had been waiting for
  • writing with a new pen
  • the funny feeling in your stomach when you see the sun outside your window and realize you’ve stayed up all night

posted 7 months ago · 133367 notes · via arrestomomentum · © ribboneesta

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"


posted 8 months ago · 223388 notes · via parisail

glowcloud:

theres nothin that HOOKS me, nothin that REELS ME INTO A NARRATIVE more than the question “are these two thin sexy white wealthy cisgender heterosexual people gonna be able to get together????” im on the EDGE OF MY SEAT, PLEASE KEEP MAKING THE SAME MOVIE


posted 8 months ago · 46840 notes · via ashavahishta · © glowcloud

fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine


posted 8 months ago · 228461 notes · via parisail · © fasterfood

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me


posted 8 months ago · 652538 notes · via onionprince

deadbishop:

I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and

Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)


batreaux:

you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.

“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows 


posted 9 months ago · 212293 notes · via peterpansflight · © batreaux

reverserapunzel:

My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?


posted 9 months ago · 158545 notes · via americanghetto · © femi-pissed

dekutree:

tvvink:

lick my pu**y

lick your own damn puppy


posted 9 months ago · 165095 notes · via crryinglightning · © tragicwhiteboy